mauimallard:

i feel some wacky emotions rn

"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."

— (via ninetween)

(via orchidcinema)

teenbitch:

the concept/construct of gender is really starting to fuck me up 

(via clingyjpg)

besitos-for-a-day:

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

I hope youre not too hard to do

(via feeling-copacetic)

not an untrue statement 

andrewhussiesbosom:

Im the friend that picks rainbow road

(via bbyfangs-deactivated20200421)